"I've dropped the F bomb on a couple of guys, too," he said cheerfully. "But I've never gone too far over the line. There's a way to go about it. Like, if you're on a center-court TV match and you go up and say point-blank, 'F you,' that probably wouldn't fly too well. You're probably going to get fined. So you'd say it more like under your breath and hope that they hear it but don't really quite hear it, if you know what I'm saying. I've said, 'You guys are the only guys who on a daily basis can screw up and still have a job,' which is not true, but sometimes I just have to vent. Actually, I've had some umpires come up to me and be like, 'Man, on the court, you're the biggest asshole to us, but off the court you always say hello. You're a totally different person. You're just weird, man.'

haha once upon a time. i used to provide some andy quotes. i felt were dammnnnnnn funnie. now i read again. they are still damn funie. ahhaa hes really the love of my life man. hmmm he actually has a PERSONAL fav.
His own personal favorite umpire-directed witticism, however, is the one he muttered for the benefit of those sitting in his box: "This guy's issues have issues."

and the clown said this.

You know how in tennis you call a ball out by raising your index finger in the air? He does it with his middle finger, so I jump the net with my racket and try to go after him. After that, my mom says, 'Get off the court,' and I forfeit the match. You don't get many cool points for that at the age of twelve, your mom pulling you off the court. Yup, it's not easy to recover from that.'


although i am not proud of this but we have something in common!

He's got only one vice that he can think of. "My fingernails don't exist. I chew them something fierce. They're disgusting, gross. I've been doing it since I was nine. I've tried to stop, but I've given up on it. When you're twelve and your mom offers you fifty dollars per nail that you grow out, and you still can't stop, then you know you have issues with it"

awww sensitive ass.

"Breaking up with girls makes me feel the worst," he said, twisting the cap off a bottle of water. "Oh, my God, there's nothing worse than that. I'm terrible at it. I'm the guy who sits there and reviews his story a million times and tries to think of some way that'll let her off easy.

another thing in common!

That was a little more than a year ago and, Roddick reported, all is well with the relationship, though Moore wouldn't mind it if her boyfriend's body contained at least one jealous bone. "She gets mad at me sometimes. She's like, 'Nothing affects you!' I'm like, 'I trust you. I have faith in you.' I mean, if something happens, it happens. I try not to stress about things I have no control over."

so sorry to put u all thru this. haha its actually more like for my reference. ok! south asian time! gonna change my blogskin soon. i cant stand the PINkiNIshsie anymore. grrrrr